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In den Wind gespuckt---Der Geistesfurz

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„Drei Nonnen trinken Moscht im Keller, eine muss aufs Klo

– aber der Moscht war schneller!“ 

 

„Im Wald, da rauscht der Wasserfall.

Wenn nix mehr rauscht, isch’s Wasser all.“

 

Gruß aus Schwaben

 

 

 

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Sagt gerade ein ein Virologe im Fernsehen

 "Die beste Waffe im Krieg gegen das Coronavirus ist der gesunde Menschenverstand!"


Wir sind verloren!

Die meisten von uns sind unbewaffnet!

 

 

 

 

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Die neuen Hörgeräte sind wirklich gut.

Habe bereits einigen Leuten angeboten

mit meinem Rolli ihre Kniescheibe zu knacken

 als Anwort auf ihre Wort gewordenes Hirngeschwurbel.

 

J.H. 2021

 

 

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Nüchtern betrachtet , war es besoffen

viel leichter das Leben zu ertragen.

 

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